Sex n' Drink
- Men & women. Pubs & beer. A dangerous mix

First Women. Irish women.

Let's just say that they are a challenge. Take these three for a start.

So, Irish women. Where do you start? One thing is certain, Irish women are probably the most intelligent women in the world. No, really. They can spot an arsehole a mile away. In terms of chatting up, they've heard it all before. Lines just don't work. You have to be far more subtle than that.

Making them laugh is a good start. Not at you though. That's a bad start. Don't take yourself too seriously either. Blokes who do that will get short shrift. Preeners and posers trying to show off will be treated with derision and scorn. And as for blokes who fancy themselves, well...

What's that? You were looking for easy ways to bag Irish women. No chance mate. Myself and my mates have, collectively, been at this game for about 50 years and we still struggle And we're good

Irish women, indeed most women, will be interested in a bloke who:
a) is interested in them and what they have to say;
b) can make them laugh;
c) can show them he's not a complete dickhead.

Appearances matter (casual is good), a good body helps (obviously a beer belly is not a turn on) and a big........, well, it won't do you any harm.

Many Irish women, especially those from outside Dublin, will talk to a bloke for hours. He thinks he's away and then at the end, she'll say: "Bye now, thanks, I'm off." And you end up with nothing.

Foreign women, by and large, love Irish men. What we lack in terms of looks, we make up for in personality. Yep, we charm them into bed. On the other hand, when many Irish girls go away for their two weeks in the sun, the first lecherous smile from some swarthy local romeo and their knickers are off Ok, ok, an exaggeration, but not by much.

Back home, it's far harder than that for us poor lads. We have to talk to them. A lot. Make them laugh. Wine them. Dine them. And all that stuff. Maybe then we'll get somewhere. Aaahh. But hey, we're tough because of it.

But what are Irish men really like?
Charming, sophisticated, witty, generous, kind hearted and great in bed. Yes, that's exactly what we'd like to be. Oh we try. We do. We give it our best shot. Certainly, we're entertaining. We'll make you laugh. But we'll also make you tear your hair out (the very hair that you've just spent £45 on and three hours with Jason in Toni & Guy's which of course, we never even noticed in the first place).

This joke might sum us up:
A man comes down to his wife in the sitting room. "Get your coat on, I'm going down to the pub." Delighted, his wife thinks she's at last going out. "Where are we going?" "You're going nowhere, I just said to put your coat on because I'm turning the heating off."

Ouch.

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